January 2012
If there was as much desire for me to eat the eggs as there was for Josh I would start a kickstarter for it to fund a trip to disneyland
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hannahbrandeis liked your post: futuresushi: joshishollywood: orangemuses: …
hannah get back in my LIFE
i should have more followers than posts by now
only 36000 followers to go
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ardeb replied to your photo: i swear this guy does nothing but go to “geeky”…
TEMPLE OF BOOBS ISN’T EVEN CLEVER
all of them seem to just throw boobs into the titles
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buttsbutts replied to your post: alienspacebats replied to your post: do you ever…
have you read the story about the guy who shaved his buttcrack it’s horrifying apparently the hair is to reduce friction and prevent rashes AND it helps move along sweat so you don’t get the worst buttsmell ever
i’ve heard of many people who shave around the buttcrack
i’m no expert on butt...
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buttsbutts replied to your post: do you ever google the possible biological reason…
humans basically stopped evolving a few thousand years ago due to the agricultural revolution now that we can feed and protect everyone, there’s no natural reason for body hair to be selected out of the gene pool
if only hatred could change genetics
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alienspacebats replied to your post: do you ever google the possible biological reason…
why my pits gotta have hair? they exude heat
yeah man they just get all gross
that is a place where i wish to just permanently remove the hair
you know what else doesn’t need hair?
buttholes
buttholes don’t need no god damn hair that shit’s just gross
do you ever google the possible biological reason for hair being certain places because i’m pretty sure most of these places haven’t had temperature problems for years so it can’t be that
body hair rules MOST OF THE TIME sometimes it’s like come on why my toes gotta have that much hair
aransplaining: samus is a woman!
stansplaining. i drank a fifth of misogyny, dare me to explain?
futuresushi:
joshishollywood:
orangemuses:
hey matt
not to sound weird but i’m genuinely curious, how do you know vondell?
GET READY FOR THE BEST STORY EVER
I was a staff member on a forum called POKEMON TREASURES at age 12. It was a fangame dedicated to recreating the Johto region with two made up adjacent regions and I’m still really in love with most of the ideas we had for it.
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enderbat:
I’m trying to find all the nerdxD valentines I’ve seen crop up on my dash in the past month or so because I’m planning on printing every single one and giving them all to michael
do you want me to zip up all the ones i have
i have an absurd amount
i have a lab in two hours but no real idea what it entails and no drive to read about it
i’m just so tired i want it to be the weekend
but ALL I HAVE is the lab so i can
deal
with
it
probably
i should be able to
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teen porntress 2
god im so
tired
the internet still fascinates me in how fucking small it is sometimes
I mean back in my Pokemon forum days there was only a few Pokemon forums that were big and I was on them and so meeting people from there on other Pokemon forums wasn’t weird
But the weird connections I get now are insane
Like Jon is a dude I know from a forum called ZAF that Stephen was on a while back and he knows Ben...
kiss me or die nerds
anti-trust:
yo one time i ran into olga on the street after making an innocent little joke about her on tumblr. just some good natured ribbing. i said hi, and hey sorry about the joke and she didn’t even respond just knuckled me in the solar plexus. then as i spasmed in pain she pulled some spetsnaz armbar shit and broke my wrist with an iron palm strike and sort of just left me there on the...
holypeaches:
anti-trust:
for some reason i do this thing with olga where i hype up her physical strength and superiority a lot? i don’t know it just feels right
“hype up” ahahahahaha
she can crush you from where she sits right now by moving the earth around you
better watch out scrub
anti-trust:
see to truly understand olga you must first understand that she could crush you between her hands, effortlessly. grind you into dust with her ukrainian uppercutters
learning to fear and respect olga is the first tip to survival
orangemuses:
futuresushi replied to your post: futuresushi replied to your post: futuresushi…
so do i because i have so much fucking music its ridiculous
then there definitely has to be something
bluh i dont know what you listen to honestly
good luck http://www.last.fm/user/mattgcn
cataquack:
hi conrad!! there’s no content to this post it’s just good to see you
same
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SORRY TO BE MEAN, BUT YOU REALLY WERE ANNOYING. I...
cataquack:
SORRY TO BE MEAN, BUT YOU REALLY WERE ANNOYING. I GOT SKOOL’D LIKE THIS, WELL NOT AS BAD, AND I WANTED TO PASS ON THE FUN. SO AT THE TIME WHEN YOUR 12 OR SO, SKOOL A 10 YEAR OLD TO HELL!
i will never regret how fucking alpha 12-year-old me was
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OH MAN AND HERE’S ANOTHER
god bless tmbg on conan
doing when will you die
god fucking bless this perfect band
joshishollywood:
orangemuses:
hey matt
not to sound weird but i’m genuinely curious, how do you know vondell?
GET READY FOR THE BEST STORY EVER
I was a staff member on a forum called POKEMON TREASURES at age 12. It was a fangame dedicated to recreating the Johto region with two made up adjacent regions and I’m still really in love with most of the ideas we had for it.
Vondell, age...
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Bear Cop
Bear Cop Too
Bear Cop 3: Bear Cop’s revenge
goodstuck:
in my headcanon josh has actually read homestuck and he loves it but he doesn’t want anyone to know because he so passionately hated it for so long so he made a blog on a different email and adopted a completely different persona under which he could appreciate homesuck in private
that blog is johnsthighsdrippingwithcum
this is actually canon
myrrhman:
laughinghieroglyphic replied to your post: guys i just found an unopened container of apple…
laughinghieroglyphic replied to your post: guys i just found an unopened container of apple…
twins
I was quoting Homestuck, Noel
You’re supposed to read the pesterlogs
But send some of that my way please
WOW NOEL GOT OWNED
beesmygod:
follow my blog, people i admire, follow my blog
yeah
same